Manenough

I am about to tell you something you may not believe, but you must.  There is a secret cabal.  A dark unknown underground society of free phone psychics.  They sacrifice babies and dance under the moonlight in robes made of goat feces.  They are secretly conspiring to take over the world by getting us to call them under the ploy of free psychic advice, only to charge us up the ying yang when we want to hear more!  Don’t fall into their trap!  These phone psychics are dangerous and easily identifiable as their clothes smell like goat poop.  Have a wiff of those around you and see for yourself!